So I went to the doctors today, I had some 50 year old man instead of my usual doctor, and as soon as I walked in the room this happened

Doctor: Is that a person on your T shirt

Me: Yes

Doctor: Are they famous?

Me: Yeah

Doctor: Who is it

Me: Kurt Cobain

Doctor: The guy who killed himself

Me: ...

Doctor: So you like Nirvana?

Me: Yes

Doctor: Are you a goth or a mosher?

Me: ... (my death stare in full action)

Mum: *laughs* She doesn't like being called a goth or a mosher

I have an english language exam for 2 hours and 15 minutes. Fuck

If your boobs aren’t perfect than they’re your boobs. You don’t need to get a boob job. And if your nose isn’t perfect, that’s part of your character. The most beautiful women in the world to me are the ones who are like perfect and then they smile and then they buck teeth or they’re perfect and their nose is big, or whatever. Those are the little things that make people more beautiful and more interesting to me.

Taylor Hawkins (via gh0stofjealousy)

(Source: suddengroan)

mum: why are you doing that?
me: because a band do it
mum: if a band jumped off a cli-
me: yes

(Source: assap)